Here are 13 places you could hide vibrators of all sizes and (probably) not get caught! Source : The Frisky. Cookie jar. In this awful hide-a-vibe bear. Inside the tissue box next to the bed. Source: Pinterest. In the freezer. Under the mattress (like the princess and the pea!) In your pillowcase.
My recommendation is to wrap it in a clean cloth and hide it under your mattress if you have that kind of bed, wrap it in the clothes you bring to the bathroom to shower for use. Otherwise see if you can pull out bottom drawer somewhere and hide it in under it (this was my favourite hiding place).
I'm an expert at hiding things. My favourite place is in the space beneath the bottom draw of my desk: so you have to take out the bottom draw completely to find it. If you have an old pair of shoes in the back of your wardrobe that's always an option too, but I'd say stick with the space beneath the draw.
You could always place a label on it that says “Taxes – 2007” to really dissuade the kids from investigating. Though they might be curious why you’re storing your taxes in the bedroom. That might be a difficult one to explain. Perhaps just leave it blank then. So, that’s what we do, and some options.
Report 10 years ago. #2. In a drawer inside of my closet, I usually lock the drawer...but you can just hang it inside of a bag that you never use or inside of a box under your bed - a box that doesn't look suspicious. Or maybe inside of a Harry Potter's book cover - just lose the book and use the cover to cover up you toys.
Oct 14, 2015 at 3:11 PM. @Kunzieo, Yeah my room has a kids lock on it, but when he does go in there, like bath time, he likes to quickly run in and open drawers, hide in the closet. I have a hard time picturing kids being 100% well behaved 100% of every time they go in mommy and daddy's room. Plus I know how I was as a kid.
Buy it from Lovehoney here! This storage system is a pretty hefty one that can hold a variety of sex toys in one container, making it easier on you. The locking system isn't as intricate as most, so you'll need to be sure to stash it somewhere prying eyes won't be looking. 3. Lovehoney Lockable Sex Toy Case Large. via Lovehoney.
Hide it in the corner of a closet or other inconspicuous area. Or mount the wall safe inside a wall and cover it with a picture. Or chip out a hole in your concrete slab, stick in the floor hidden safe, then pour new concrete around it.