The “ownership” aspect of the rumor was due to language in the bill stating that owning more than six (not two) dildos would have constituted proof of intent to distribute.
This would have to be an eye-for-an-eye at its best! #8 - It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. So just remember, the next time that stranger comes to your door in the middle of the night and asks for a glass of water, you have to let him have it. #9 - You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
In Arizona, you may not have more than two dildos in a house. Some of these laws are so bizarre. How did you find them? I found most of them from web research.
1. “In Alabama it’s illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.”. 2. “In Arizona you may not have more than two dildos in a house.”. 3. “In California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.”. 4. “In Connecticut pickles must bounce to officially be considered pickles.”. 5.
Check out 10 such laws that are attributed to Arizona's law books, which may have existed at some point long, long ago, but certainly aren't laws right now: Full text 1
Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting the use of more than six dildos. The law in question appears to be aimed at adult performances, as it spells out use in a “play, motion picture, dance, or other exhibition performed before an audience.”. The law also labels the sex toy as an “obscene device” and declares it a crime if ...
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. In Globe, you cannot play cards in the street with a Native American. ARKANSAS Stupid Laws It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas. It is legal for a husband to beat his wife, but not more than once a month. It is illegal to keep Alligators in bathtubs.
So, in Texas, you can legally own more guns—and display them in public—than you can sex toys, as some dildo-wielding campaigners have pointed out. 5. You can’t get married in Nebraska if ...
Colin Jost, on Weekend Update, says a Texas law bars ownership of more than 6 dildos. Saying individual Americans should own fewer guns, a co-host of the news-like Weekend Update segment on NBC ...
-You can't have more than two dildos in your house at any given time. -You can't let your pet donkey sleep in the bathtub. -It's illegal to buy a human egg cell so you can clone yourself.